Unisex Reality is in Retrograde Sweatshirt not a hugger or lurking around Salem with

or lurking around Salem with your favorite witchy woman or dude

Finally — affirmations for the rest of us

They look great folded on display or laying flat

perfect for pool parties

This has actually never been an issue

Unisex Reality is in Retrograde Sweatshirt not a hugger or lurking around Salem withAstrology might blame the state of things on Mercury being in retrograde, but in our modern dystopia reality itself seems to be going backwards. We adorned this retro aesthetic shirt with stars, moth, moon, and psychedelic imagery, giving it a timeless look that's perfect for expressing how you feel about the hellscape. Shirt Info: soft, cozy ring spun cotton polyester fleece blend hand printed in the USA with eco friendly water based inks unisex fit