Tart: Misadventures of an Anonymous Chef Rob Anderson From pigeons and jumping spiders

From pigeons and jumping spiders to swamp milkweed and maple trees

An ex-Mormon and almost-famous memoirist

might be the one to change everything

meeting Duck-Duck Farina and her mother will leave readers forever changed

Which is why she’s shocked when he helps her save face in front of her ex…

Tart: Misadventures of an Anonymous Chef Rob Anderson From pigeons and jumping spidersA hilarious, hot, and steamy account of coming of age in and out of the kitchen, from the anonymous chef and columnist, Slutty Cheff. Its the two best things in the world: food and sex. When Slutty Cheff finds herself bored and fed up with her 95 job in corporate marketing, she turns to the only thing that she really likes to do: cooking. So she quits her job, swaps emails for emulsions, and sets off to pursue her dreams of becoming a chef. The world