Join or Die T-shirt Size:2XL • 8 rows of stitching

• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor

The eating faces thing is probably just hyperbole

A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches) One Size 24 - 26 6 3 8 ⅝

WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches) 2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜ XS 29 ⅞ 37 S 31 ½ 38 ⅝ M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛ L 36 ¼ 43 ¼ XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½ 2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝ 3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾ 4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞ 5XL 52 59 6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼

Comfortable

Join or Die T-shirt Size:2XL • 8 rows of stitchingJoin or die. 100% combed ring spun cotton Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester Fabric weight: 4. 3 oz yd (145. 8 g m) 32 singles Pre shrunkSize guide BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches) XS 27 17 S 28 19 M 29 20 L 30 22 XL 31 24 2XL 32 26 3XL 33 28